I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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