I look better un-naked...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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