I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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