I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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