i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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