Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Terrible idea I love it
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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