The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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