Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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