butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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