My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
