Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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