what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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