I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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