you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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