just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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