her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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