Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
It was like getting head from an anaconda
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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