I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
