Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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