is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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