so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
