Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
worst night to have a conscience
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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