Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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