ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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