they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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