I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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