wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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