im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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