So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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