Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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