well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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