Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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