Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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