Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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