I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
