...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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