just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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