Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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