he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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