hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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