worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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