Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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