the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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