It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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