i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I don't want my vagina anymore.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize
