Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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