we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
