i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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