dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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