we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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