Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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