I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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