someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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