help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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